Other than the idiotic Daylight Savings Time messing with my sleep pattern, I woke up with a start at 3 am this morning, as my brain randomly brought up my last blog. My brain informed me that I may have or surely had insulted my siblings with my suggestion that they needed 6 weeks lead time to think up an excuse for not helping me with Mom. WOW, what a boneheaded statement and certainly not true at all.
In my effort to be witty with my blog, I ended up being sh...y instead. I have no reservations about how wonderful my siblings are and either available one would not need 6 weeks, or even 6 seconds lead time to decide to help me with Mom if I needed then to.
So in the spirit of the great politicians' standard comeback when they say something boneheaded, "I misspoke", but better than that, I crapped in my hat then put it on and wore it all day until last night when I finally smelled myself. Shewweeeeee! You lose all bowel control when you stick your own shoe in your mouth, complete with foot and sock.
Don't worry, Dad. We ALL say crappy things and we ALL experience regret. Fortunately for us, we have a very forgiving family (at least I like to think so). You are loved by everyone.
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